Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money 

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Young Gun 

A hitman, especially a young and inexperienced one.

The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.

Young Gun by MalumLibrum958 July 26, 2022

Hail Mary 

A plan with little chance of success, i.e. a desperate football toss.

Gus ran to grab his gun in a Hail Mary attempt to kill Lalo.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.

Hail Mary by MalumLibrum958 July 20, 2022

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.

My Work Here Is Done by MalumLibrum958 July 11, 2022

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it 

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

Unalive 

To render someone dead. A euphemism for kill used to avoid demonetization.

Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.

Unalive by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

Slamming

Awesome.

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!

Slamming by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022