Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Egg

A trans person who doesn't realize they're a trans person yet.

Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.

by MalumLibrum958 November 13, 2022

Anti-woketard

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 08, 2022

Caught Lacking

To be caught in a situation in which you are unable to defend yourself.

He was caught lacking while taking a crap and shot.

by MalumLibrum958 June 10, 2024

Sus

An example of jargon from Among Us. Used to suggest that a player is acting SUS-picious and may be the Imposter.

Red: I'm serious, guys! I saw Blue kill Yellow and then vent!
Blue: I dunno, Red, you seem kinda sus to me.
(Red was not the Imposter. Two Imposters remain.)

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2020

bruh

An expression of disapproval.

Ellie: Sorry, guys. I accidentally, um... burned the ice cream.
Charles: bruh.
Henry: bruh.
Galeforce: bruh.

by MalumLibrum958 October 01, 2020