by MalumLibrum958 April 14, 2021
Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024
Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.
by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024
A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.
John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020
A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
A jargon term from Among Us. It refers to the act of a crewmate entering an air vent to teleport to another end of the playing field. As only the Imposters can use the air vents to travel, this is an excellent way to catch them in the act and vote them out the airlock.
by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020
Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022