MalumLibrum958's definitions

Fraying at the Edges

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.

My hometown is fraying at the edges.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Wokehole

An asshole who acts "woke".

Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Rolling

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024