by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024
To convince someone that you're both going to do something stupid and/or dangerous, only to bail out at the last minute so that only they do it.
by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021
An inhuman, monstrous creature from Among Us that lives to kill all the crewmates it can catch. To achieve this purpose, it disguises itself as one of the innocent crewmates. The objective of Among Us is to sniff out the Imposter, catch it, and vote it out of the airlock before it's too late.
Brown was the Imposter. Two Imposters remain.
Has anybody seen the Imposter yet?
Call an emergency meeting! I just saw the Imposter kill Yellow and then vent!
Has anybody seen the Imposter yet?
Call an emergency meeting! I just saw the Imposter kill Yellow and then vent!
by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020
Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 02, 2022
Him: I told her I love her.
You: That's awesome! What did she say?!
Him: She told me she loved me, too...
You: That's AWESOME! I can't believe-
Him: ...As a friend.
You: ...
Him: ...
You: F
You: That's awesome! What did she say?!
Him: She told me she loved me, too...
You: That's AWESOME! I can't believe-
Him: ...As a friend.
You: ...
Him: ...
You: F
by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2020