Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Kissed them in

To add someone to a team of some kind.

Taylor: Barry said we needed more manpower for a bum rush, so I went to Chris and Vaughn and kissed them in.

Kissed them in by MalumLibrum958 May 30, 2022

Freshman Friday 

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

Freshman Friday by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

Get your shit together by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Toast 

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

Toast by MalumLibrum958 April 27, 2022

Isekai'd 

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

Isekai'd by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Darkest Dungeon 

A challenging gothic roguelike turn-based RPG about the psychological stresses of adventuring. In other words, all your heroes are going to die and there's jack shit you can do about it.

Bob: Hey, Bill, did you play Darkest Dungeon last night?
Bill: Fuck that shit. I don't have any hair left to pull out, asshole.

Darkest Dungeon by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Charm their pants off 

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

Charm their pants off by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022