MalumLibrum958's definitions

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Got Legs

1. To have pretty legs.
2. To be able to run fast.

1. That girl's got legs.
2. That runner's really got legs!

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Scaretober

An annual tradition where you do your best to scare the crap out of yourself and others.

Alice: Did you hear Scaretober's coming up?
Bob: Yep. Can't wait to see the memes.

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.

1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.

by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022

Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022

Kissed them in

To add someone to a team of some kind.

Taylor: Barry said we needed more manpower for a bum rush, so I went to Chris and Vaughn and kissed them in.

by MalumLibrum958 May 30, 2022

Berries and Cream

Testicles and semen.

I want berries and cream.

by MalumLibrum958 December 24, 2021