MalumLibrum958's definitions

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Wombyn

A woman with a womb.

Some feminists were heard referring to themselves as "wombyns" the other day.

by MalumLibrum958 June 19, 2024

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Poopbutt

A child-friendly version of Shitass that still needs to learn how to speed bridge nonetheless.

Anonymous: Hey, Poopbutt, wanna see me speed bridge?

by MalumLibrum958 November 16, 2020

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023