Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023
Get the Ohio-level crazymug. A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
Get the Tinfoil Hatmug. Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022
Get the Get your shit togethermug. Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Dad Jokesmug. A room in the Skeld from the game Among Us. It's essentially the Among Us equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle: Once you go in, you are unlikely to return.
Cyan: I caught the Imposter killing Red in Electrical!
Blue: Again?
Green: That's a lie! I was in the vents!
Blue: Again?
Green: That's a lie! I was in the vents!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2020
Get the Electricalmug. A demand habitually chanted by the angry masses calling for the authorities to arrest somebody, usually without suitable evidence of the somebody's guilt.
by MalumLibrum958 February 25, 2021
Get the Lock Him Upmug. by MalumLibrum958 December 24, 2021
Get the Berries and Creammug.