MalumLibrum958's definitions

Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

Egg

A trans person who doesn't realize they're a trans person yet.

Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.

by MalumLibrum958 July 11, 2022

Got Legs

1. To have pretty legs.
2. To be able to run fast.

1. That girl's got legs.
2. That runner's really got legs!

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020