MalumLibrum958's definitions

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals

An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.

Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022

Isekai'd

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Toast

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

by MalumLibrum958 April 27, 2022

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Got Legs

1. To have pretty legs.
2. To be able to run fast.

1. That girl's got legs.
2. That runner's really got legs!

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Scaretober

An annual tradition where you do your best to scare the crap out of yourself and others.

Alice: Did you hear Scaretober's coming up?
Bob: Yep. Can't wait to see the memes.

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.

1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.

by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022