MalumLibrum958's definitions

Berries and Cream

Testicles and semen.

I want berries and cream.

by MalumLibrum958 December 24, 2021

bruh

An expression of disapproval.

Ellie: Sorry, guys. I accidentally, um... burned the ice cream.
Charles: bruh.
Henry: bruh.
Galeforce: bruh.

by MalumLibrum958 October 1, 2020

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023

Anti-woketard

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024

Mean business

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023