Rolling

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

We're Tucked In

A euphemism for "We're fucked". Sometimes said as "We're tucked in and kissed goodnight" for added effect.

Gus: The moon's about to land on top of us!
Skully: Then we're tucked in and kissed goodnight!

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Scaretober

An annual tradition where you do your best to scare the crap out of yourself and others.

Alice: Did you hear Scaretober's coming up?
Bob: Yep. Can't wait to see the memes.

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

Circling the Drain

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.

My 401K is circling the drain.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Isekai'd

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Slamming

Awesome.

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021