by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023
by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023
Gus ran to grab his gun in a Hail Mary attempt to kill Lalo.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.
by MalumLibrum958 July 20, 2022
A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.
Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.
by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020
Alice: How's your new book on antigravity?
Bob: It's unputdownable!
Alice: Wow! It's that good?
Bob: No, I accidentally glued it to my hands.
Bob: It's unputdownable!
Alice: Wow! It's that good?
Bob: No, I accidentally glued it to my hands.
by MalumLibrum958 May 17, 2023
A chamber that links the oxygenated atmosphere of your spaceship with the deathly cold of outer space. Also used to execute people in some cases by opening the inside door, stuffing them inside, closing the inside door, and then opening the outside door. By doing this, the unlucky fellow within the airlock is cast out into outer space to die of suffocation and hypothermia. It is important that the above process is done in the correct order: otherwise, you might accidentally get yourself sucked out of the spaceship along with your victim.
I just ran a few tests on the airlock, we should be good to go.
Oy, laddies! Cyan is a bloody Imposter! Let's chuck 'em out the fecking airlock!
Oy, laddies! Cyan is a bloody Imposter! Let's chuck 'em out the fecking airlock!
by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2020