Unputdownable

(Of a book) To be so thrilling that you can't put it down.

Alice: How's your new book on antigravity?
Bob: It's unputdownable!
Alice: Wow! It's that good?
Bob: No, I accidentally glued it to my hands.

by MalumLibrum958 May 17, 2023

Hot

Your mom.

Your mom's hot.

by MalumLibrum958 January 25, 2021

Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

The feast was fit for a king.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Link

The Legend of Zelda series (which is poorly named, considering that it's Link that does most of the legendary stuff) features Link as its main character. He is world renown for dressing like a flamboyant elf, swinging his big thing around (his sword, I mean), and never saying anything, even when he's being stoned to death by Octoroks.

Ganon: Time to die, Link.
Link: ...
Ganon: Ugh, the silent treatment again!

by MalumLibrum958 February 05, 2020

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023

Mean business

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Anti-woketard

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024