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Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
mugGet the Tinfoil Hatmug.

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023
mugGet the Burn you to the groundmug.

Throw Me Away

To put someone in jail forever.
34 felonies?! Oh man, they're going to throw me away!
by MalumLibrum958 June 22, 2024
mugGet the Throw Me Awaymug.

Airlock

A chamber that links the oxygenated atmosphere of your spaceship with the deathly cold of outer space. Also used to execute people in some cases by opening the inside door, stuffing them inside, closing the inside door, and then opening the outside door. By doing this, the unlucky fellow within the airlock is cast out into outer space to die of suffocation and hypothermia. It is important that the above process is done in the correct order: otherwise, you might accidentally get yourself sucked out of the spaceship along with your victim.
I just ran a few tests on the airlock, we should be good to go.

Oy, laddies! Cyan is a bloody Imposter! Let's chuck 'em out the fecking airlock!
by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020
mugGet the Airlockmug.

Sniper

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.
That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
mugGet the Snipermug.

Rotten Egg

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.
by MalumLibrum958 October 22, 2023
mugGet the Rotten Eggmug.

Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er

A person who succeeds at everything they do.
Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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