MalumLibrum958's definitions

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Darkest Dungeon

A challenging gothic roguelike turn-based RPG about the psychological stresses of adventuring. In other words, all your heroes are going to die and there's jack shit you can do about it.

Bob: Hey, Bill, did you play Darkest Dungeon last night?
Bill: Fuck that shit. I don't have any hair left to pull out, asshole.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Poopbutt

A child-friendly version of Shitass that still needs to learn how to speed bridge nonetheless.

Anonymous: Hey, Poopbutt, wanna see me speed bridge?

by MalumLibrum958 November 16, 2020

Bloody

Essentially the British equivalent of "Goddamn".

What the bloody hell was that?!
Stand on the bloody cap, you wanker!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Jarate

A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.

I used my jarate on that spy, and now his suit is ruined! Ha ha ha!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Sniper

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.

That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Hot

Your mom.

Your mom's hot.

by MalumLibrum958 January 25, 2021