MalumLibrum958's definitions

Bloody

Essentially the British equivalent of "Goddamn".

What the bloody hell was that?!
Stand on the bloody cap, you wanker!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

Mussy

A trans man's pussy.

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

Vent

A jargon term from Among Us. It refers to the act of a crewmate entering an air vent to teleport to another end of the playing field. As only the Imposters can use the air vents to travel, this is an excellent way to catch them in the act and vote them out the airlock.

Cyan's the Imposter, everyone! I just saw them vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

Now you've done it

Shorthand for saying that someone has messed around and is about to find out.

You said WHAT to my sister?! Oh, yeah. Now you've done it.

by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023

Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020