MalumLibrum958's definitions

Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020

Link

The Legend of Zelda series (which is poorly named, considering that it's Link that does most of the legendary stuff) features Link as its main character. He is world renown for dressing like a flamboyant elf, swinging his big thing around (his sword, I mean), and never saying anything, even when he's being stoned to death by Octoroks.

Ganon: Time to die, Link.
Link: ...
Ganon: Ugh, the silent treatment again!

by MalumLibrum958 February 5, 2020

Poopbutt

A child-friendly version of Shitass that still needs to learn how to speed bridge nonetheless.

Anonymous: Hey, Poopbutt, wanna see me speed bridge?

by MalumLibrum958 November 16, 2020

Bloody

Essentially the British equivalent of "Goddamn".

What the bloody hell was that?!
Stand on the bloody cap, you wanker!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Jarate

A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.

I used my jarate on that spy, and now his suit is ruined! Ha ha ha!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Sniper

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.

That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Evil-tempered

Habitually mean.

"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."

by MalumLibrum958 August 16, 2020