MalumLibrum958's definitions

Poopbutt

A child-friendly version of Shitass that still needs to learn how to speed bridge nonetheless.

Anonymous: Hey, Poopbutt, wanna see me speed bridge?

by MalumLibrum958 November 16, 2020

Bloody

Essentially the British equivalent of "Goddamn".

What the bloody hell was that?!
Stand on the bloody cap, you wanker!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Jarate

A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.

I used my jarate on that spy, and now his suit is ruined! Ha ha ha!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Sniper

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.

That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Hot

Your mom.

Your mom's hot.

by MalumLibrum958 January 25, 2021

Lock Him Up

A demand habitually chanted by the angry masses calling for the authorities to arrest somebody, usually without suitable evidence of the somebody's guilt.

Bobbert: Butch Hartman is stealing art!
Cyan: LOCK HIM UP!
Trump: LOCK HIM UP!
Ellie: LOCK HIM UP!

by MalumLibrum958 February 25, 2021

No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021