wokehole

an annoying self-righteous leftist. A supercilious leftist.

Gawd I am so sick of these wokeholes that think everything is racists. Know nobody is going to hire college graduates anymore because they are just a bunch of wokeholes.

wokehole by supercilious2 July 13, 2020

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Wokehole

An asshole who acts "woke".

Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.

Wokehole by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

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wokehole • wokehold

Woke- hole

The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue,when in fact you're talking out of your ass.

Listen to Mike pretend to know and care about that social issue. He doesn't have a clue, he's talking out if his ass like a true woke- hole.

Woke- hole by Ray Harrt September 30, 2020

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wokehold

When you drop so much wokeness on somebody that they can’t breathe

“What happened to Steve last night?”
“Steve we went to Camp Flog Gnaw, got caught in a wokehold and died.”

“Whoa dude, get me out this wokehold. I can’t breathe!”

“I was arguing with a Trump Supporter last week and I totally put him in a wokehold.”

wokehold by Oxtard911 June 8, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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