MalumLibrum958's definitions

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

DATK

Slang for "Dead At The Keyboard" or "Die At The Keyboard." Usually used when a player goes AFK at an inopportune moment.

I nearly won my last match, but unfortunately the other three guys on my team decided to DATK.

by MalumLibrum958 October 31, 2022

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

Egg

A trans person who doesn't realize they're a trans person yet.

Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022