Bob

A male given name. It's short for Bobbert.

Hey, Bob! Or should I say... Mr. Bobbert?

by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020

GshdeydYheydnewycJaks

Ge3usghfyt g8dmduyvh diuchguf FgfuvnFhsycF Ducjeycec FFFFF. GIDjfuenfyg DIUcmuecueuf FKDICUFjfucumd_FUfj. ADSISFjue sudsjmcue fucjdcur.

ADSkiseuhf: sdjcneucju? asjdsuusde ausuxjeucu?
Askuajdude: Diufmeueu! Dueudjduuce sudjdueuf!
ADSkiseuhf: gSHDEYDyHEYDNEWYCjAKS!

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Young Gun

A hitman, especially a young and inexperienced one.

The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.

by MalumLibrum958 July 26, 2022

Bloody

Essentially the British equivalent of "Goddamn".

What the bloody hell was that?!
Stand on the bloody cap, you wanker!

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Now you've done it

Shorthand for saying that someone has messed around and is about to find out.

You said WHAT to my sister?! Oh, yeah. Now you've done it.

by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023