MalumLibrum958's definitions

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

Brutalizer

A person or thing that is absolutely brutal to other people. Oftentimes, a brutalizer is not only hard to kill, but also has a habit of murdering others in horrifically gruesome ways.

The brutalizer picked up his chainsaw and cut the peasant in half.
The brutalizer punched the man's brains out with his bare fists.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Imposter

An inhuman, monstrous creature from Among Us that lives to kill the crewmates. To achieve this purpose, it disguises itself as an innocent crewmate. The objective of the game is to find out who the Imposters are, vote them out, and throw them out the airlock before it's too late.

Brown was an Imposter. Two Imposters remain.

Anybody know who the Imposters are?

Call an emergency meeting! I just saw Cyan kill Yellow and then vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

Gock

A trans woman's cock.

She slid her gock down my throat.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

Hail Mary

A plan with little chance of success, i.e. a desperate football toss.

Gus ran to grab his gun in a Hail Mary attempt to kill Lalo.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.

by MalumLibrum958 July 20, 2022

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023