Definitions by MalumLibrum958
Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er
A person who succeeds at everything they do.
Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.
You: Yeah, I hate him.
Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
You Must Know Something I Don't
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
You Must Know Something I Don't by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
Augh
Bobby: Hey Rob, do you know how to pronounce "augh"?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?
Augh by MalumLibrum958 January 6, 2023
Tiny Defense
An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".
Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.
Tiny Defense by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023
Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass
When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.
Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022
Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022
Egg
Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
Egg by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022