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Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er 

A person who succeeds at everything they do.
Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.

You Must Know Something I Don't 

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
The sound a guy makes when he falls in a woodchipper.
Bobby: Hey Rob, do you know how to pronounce "augh"?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?
Augh by MalumLibrum958 January 6, 2023

Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".
Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.
Tiny Defense by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass 

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals

An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.
Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.
A trans person who doesn't realize they're a trans person yet.
Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
Egg by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022