MaX's definitions

anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.

"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.

by max April 22, 2005

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

children of bodom

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.

"what do you think of children of bodom"

"shit"

by max May 1, 2005

guns n roses

see word-amazing or awsome

Guns n' roses rocks.

by max February 28, 2005

kapota

black long jacket (usually silk) worn on Sabbath or High Holidays by married members of the Lubavitch sect

A black hat, his suit or kapota was spotless...

by Max January 19, 2004

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005

qat face

annother word for crap face. or shit face. can also be used as some one being drunk or tipsy. thot up in math class.

1) shut up u stupid cock suckin qat face
2) i am so qat faced dude, lets lay off the booze.... nah!!

by max December 4, 2004