shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 19, 2003

Wattie

Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.

wattie is fucking punk as fuck

by max January 03, 2005

bunt

a really meaty vagina that looks like an ass.a bum cunt

she looked fine all except for the bunt.

by Max April 11, 2003

Religion

There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.

The opium of the masses.

by Max January 14, 2005

pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

by max March 10, 2004

shrickle

sitting above someone and taking a runny shit on them. shit trickle

She seemed fine until she asked for a shrickle.

by Max April 11, 2003

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 02, 2004