green apples squrits

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

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ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 03, 2004

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sv_fadetoblack 1

by Michael September 04, 2003

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The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

by Michael August 11, 2004

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A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 30, 2005

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An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

by Michael November 11, 2003

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Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.

I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.

by Michael April 09, 2005

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