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SpeedBoat
Probably the coolest of the boats. Very fast and often used for racing. Also the nickname for Elizabeth SpeedBoat. Elizabeth SpeedBoat from Aspen Colorado/Los Angeles California is an artist, and the most expert of expert enterprenuers.
Speedboat
He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished
She loved it she squirted after I was finished
Speedboat by OGMUDBONE69 February 27, 2015
Speedboat
I was doing a speedboat
Sebago Speedboat
n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.
I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
Sebago Speedboat by GBart444 July 8, 2011
Mexican Speedboat
A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
Mexican Speedboat by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011
Cleveland Speedboat
Barry took a big dump on his girlfriends chest, then he performed a motorboat, resulting in a Cleveland Speedboat
Cleveland Speedboat by matty onearly August 25, 2010
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