Definitions by ME
rubber band
Tire with a narrow sidewall. Useually for large rims. As wheels get bigger the tires on them have to get proportionally smaller to still fit in the wheel well. The tirm is useually used in refernce to tires on 20" and larger wheel sizes. You will here references to tires as "rubber bands" in rap songs.
rubber band by ME November 5, 2004
farmersville
farmersville by me November 2, 2004
Accrington
Accrington could be used as a dictionary example of a shithole. I6t is trapped between the majestic beauty of Blackburn and Burnley, both of which deserve greater recognition. Blackburn had the recent honour of being voted one of the ten grimmest towns in the northwest and Burnley is one of the only towns to have BNP (British National Party~~ formerly the British Nazi Party) councillors. Most of the denizens of Accrington are Townies, elsewhere known as Scallies Chavs and Pikeys. Consequently there is an impressively large JJB, and the All Sports gets a lot of business. The Market is also the place to go to get Bling and there is an impressive quantity of Jewellers who trade of the magpie like qualities off Townies (attracted to shiny and tacky things). Accrington has the some of the worst health care, the lowest numbers of students going into higher education and an impressive crime rate. A lot of this can be explained by the fact that house prices in Accrington are among the lowest in the country; therefore you can assume it’s the only place where these “people” can afford to live. The only places that can beat Accrington are its suburbs - unlike in most cities where the worst place is the inner city, Accrington has merged into the surrounding towns infecting them like a cancer. Only Baxenden has escaped. Ironically one of its neighbours is the Ribble Valley, which is the reverse in every way. Everyone with sense from Accy (as it is locally known) ends up there if they can afford paying £250,000+($458,380.99+) for a two up two down terrace in the centre of Whalley.
A) My Doctor said that I've got to drink more milk or I'll end up having to play for Accrington Stanley
B)Accrington Stanley who are they?
A) Exactly
(Two Scouser kids)
B)Accrington Stanley who are they?
A) Exactly
(Two Scouser kids)
Accrington by Me November 1, 2004
Liberals
Bitch and whine about everything and are never happy, complain about how the government is doing things when they themselves would do fifty times worse. They are stupid and should never be listened to. They are manipulated by the Media and worship John Kerry.
arken's law
Arken's Law, which states that a discussion is over when a camparison is made to the book 1984, was invented on www.iidb.org. While it was Arken who came up with the idea that Orwellian references are much abused, it was someotherguy who suggested that a law similar to Godwin's be applied.
User 1: Big Brother is here! Welcome to 1984!
User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.
User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.
arken's law by me October 31, 2004
Squirrel Cover
"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"
Squirrel Cover by me October 28, 2004