MAx's definitions

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

by max March 29, 2004

pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

by max March 10, 2004

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.

I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.

by max December 20, 2004

tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.

G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!

by Max August 7, 2003

chubby chunks

fat....not only fat tho...
OBESESE with HUGE thighs and GIANT knees on tiny FEET.

hey chubby chunks...lay off da snickers...(whisper to yourself) you stupid fat ass

by max December 4, 2004

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.

Let's go read Scat with the Cat!

by Max February 25, 2005