crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 19, 2004

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005

Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

by max May 06, 2003

Metal daze

Meaning your really into the best type of music in the world, METAL!! Also a great song by ManowaR - HEAVY METAL, HEAVY METAL DAZE!1

I love metal so much!
Your in a metal daze

by MaX October 19, 2003

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

cockalorum

a self-important little man

Willy Loman

by Max September 08, 2003