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religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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gnutella

A peer to peer file sharing network created by Nullsoft. Allows computers to directly share files over an internet connection or LAN. Majority of users use it for music, movies, and software.
Limewire, keeping the gnutella network alive!
by Matthew December 26, 2005
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N-tercooler

System that is fitted infront of an intercooler to pre-cool the air before reaching the intercooler. Uses Nitrous Oxide hence the name "N-tercooler".
This N-tercooler gives me 5 brake extra power output.
by Matthew May 13, 2005
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flamingo

One of the many halarious words to say out loud while chilling with your friends. Other such words include the word ointment, and flaborgasted.
Hey guys, Flamingo. Flamingo!!!
by Matthew September 2, 2004
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cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
by Matthew November 21, 2005
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uncle jesse and the oslen twins

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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2 years

SB E-mail #85
E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.
by Matthew September 29, 2003
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