MATT's definitions

alchemy

In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.

The anime Full Metal Alchemist has very little to do with classical alchemy.

by Matt July 19, 2005

fladong

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

by Matt February 9, 2004

travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

by Matt June 26, 2006

tiger piss

If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.

They smell the urine and run like hell!

by Matt September 5, 2004

FWA

yelled when you're extremely jacked or fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i hate this job!Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by matt November 17, 2003

play it off

to act like it didn't happen

"She just told me 'no'"
"That didn't stop Kobe, play it off"

by Matt September 22, 2003

Post Party

A Post Party is a chance for Post Whores to get more posts and become more popular. Anyone who replies to these threads should be shot.

3k POST PARTY YAY GGKTHNXNORE

by Matt February 16, 2005