Purrrfection
- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.
Purrrfection by Matt September 8, 2004
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Purrfection
A feline's definition of perfection. Food, water, shelter, and love. Humans as well use it to describe their life.
The girl was cuddled in right next to her soulmate, as he whispered how he loved her so much, she thought to herself, "This is purrfection."
Purrfection by Twocats February 22, 2009
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purrfictionary
n. 1. The book of fictional 'facts' so purrfectly incorrect it is absolute fiction but ascribed by some partitards and others dumber than a bucket of hammers as the absolute truth according to any contributing source that says what they want to hear. 2. Encyclopedia of lies and misrepresentations. 3. Belief by cat lovers that cats will take control of the world after the 2012 Mayan world collapse prediction is fulfilled. 4. The notion that Garfield is capable of losing 10 pounds.
The partitard changed the subject topic of discussion by relying on a purrfictionary entry which was utterly erroneous and served to validate their rectalcranial condition.
purrfictionary by zenllama February 3, 2010
purrection
My sister's cat jumped onto my lap and a few minutes later, I got a massive purrection. I felt sort of disgusted with myself.
purrection by UrineDrinker January 19, 2015
Mathematical Purrfection
When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.
Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:
1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?
2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.
1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?
2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.
Mathematical Purrfection by Numerati June 18, 2025
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