Purrrfection

- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.

See: Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Stephanie Seymour

by Matt September 8, 2004

Purrfection

A feline's definition of perfection. Food, water, shelter, and love. Humans as well use it to describe their life.

The girl was cuddled in right next to her soulmate, as he whispered how he loved her so much, she thought to herself, "This is purrfection."

by Twocats February 22, 2009

purrfictionary

n. 1. The book of fictional 'facts' so purrfectly incorrect it is absolute fiction but ascribed by some partitards and others dumber than a bucket of hammers as the absolute truth according to any contributing source that says what they want to hear. 2. Encyclopedia of lies and misrepresentations. 3. Belief by cat lovers that cats will take control of the world after the 2012 Mayan world collapse prediction is fulfilled. 4. The notion that Garfield is capable of losing 10 pounds.

The partitard changed the subject topic of discussion by relying on a purrfictionary entry which was utterly erroneous and served to validate their rectalcranial condition.

by zenllama February 3, 2010

purrection

When you get an erection when a cat sits on his lap and purrs.

My sister's cat jumped onto my lap and a few minutes later, I got a massive purrection. I felt sort of disgusted with myself.

by UrineDrinker January 19, 2015

Mathematical Purrfection

When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.

Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:

1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?

2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.

by Numerati June 18, 2025