Logan's definitions

roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 4, 2003

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna

Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.

by Logan June 19, 2006

splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

by Logan March 27, 2005

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005

sorry

apologetic

Logan is sorry. (to Lizzy)

by Logan January 23, 2003