Logan's definitions

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005

baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna

Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.

by Logan June 19, 2006

loan shark

someone who loans money for illegal purposes and then requests payment back over high interest

you pay back your loan shark mang?

by Logan July 22, 2004

cocksmith

Someone who is a good at being a dick

You are such a cock smith.

by Logan October 24, 2004

aderol

A type of perscripition drug that is used to increase focus and can also be useful for keeping one awake. Ussually perscribed to those with A.D.D.

I need to get some aderol or i'll never make it through chemistry.

by Logan May 6, 2005

Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

by Logan October 29, 2004