63 definitions by Logan

Fade Edge

Opposite of Straight Edge. In which persons being Fade Edge are in supporting the consumption of Alcohol, Drugs and meaningless Sex for pleasure.

I'm not a Straight Edge fag,I'm Fade Edge get me a beer, some dope and do me after work.

by Logan August 13, 2006

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004

Orlock

A man with long hair, black clothes, and lots of problems.

That Orlock..man he's messed up.

by Logan January 16, 2004

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by Logan December 22, 2003

Brawl-Hall

Despite claims to be "The internet's premier flame forum.", they are, indeed, a "gang" of foolish asshats.

Never has such blinding stupidity been seen as there is at Brawl-Hall.

by Logan June 2, 2004

totays

A magnificent set of breasts. Very round, but not porn-star huge. Usually around the C-Cup range.

David Chappele: Katie has some nice tottays.

by Logan October 4, 2004

grappler

Someone who listens to a band solely based on who they think is popular at the time -- essentially "grappling" onto the popular band. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a relpaarg.

James listens to Nickleback because they are high on the billboard charts, thinking this will make him look "cool" in front of friends. He is a grappler.

by Logan December 19, 2004