Lisa's definitions

bowstaff

A type of weapon that Napoleon is pretty good with.

There's a buttload of gangs at this school. One of them kept wanting me to join cause i'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

by Lisa January 12, 2005

king kamheahea

Fat stupid hat that ruled the Hawaiian islands way back when
He had kankles too

King kankles
honk if you think my kankles are sexy

by lisa December 31, 2004

sperro

a sexy person of australian decent. a gangsterrrrizzllee that i like to personally holler at dawg. my brother in fact. a llama as well. and my other half

yo that sperro is ffiiiineee!

by lisa December 13, 2004

smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

by Lisa December 11, 2004

googleable

Something that is able to be found on the popular Internet search engine Google.

Mrs. Kim's husband is googleable.

by Lisa November 12, 2004

unishoe

a 2.88 bootie from walmart, which can be worn on both feet.

rachel wears it with the buttons out, and liz wears it with the buttons in. whos right? both..its a unishoe

by lisa November 11, 2004

sex bracelets

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.

My boyfriend broke me black bracelet than he broke my chreey.

by Lisa November 8, 2004