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Too long, sorry I watched - Almost like tldw or tldr but much worse. This is the waste of time when you stick with a long, sucky video all the way to the end, hoping for a punchline or some kind of point, but the video just never gets any better.
Clicked on your link to see the Walmart clerk singing the Dolly Parton song, tlsiw.
tlsiw by Linguistic August 4, 2017
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Acronym for "testicle, left, suck it." Both the acronym and the statement itself should be used as a response similar to "suck my dick." If the full statement is used, it must be said slowly and with distinct pauses between each comma.
Nate: Yo, Jamal! You see all dem bitches I was wit last night?
Jamal: TLSI, Nate. TLSI.
TLSI by WilliamForrester August 27, 2011
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Too late seen it. often used online when someone links you to an image what you've already seen.
Guy1 "Hey dude check out this cool image"
guy2 "TLSI"
TLSI by Jezaroo_666 January 20, 2008

TSIWKBDWIMI 

the folder with a big name that you have to make in your email; "The Stuff I Wanna Keep But Don't Want In My Inbox"
I don't want this cluttering up in my Inbox, but I wanna keep it. I'll just move it to TSIWKBDWIMI.
TSIWKBDWIMI by Julia Sooch May 8, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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