Ligua Frank-a's definitions

Eiffel Shower

An Eiffel Shower is a bukakke performance carried out underneath the steel arches of Paris's Eiffel Tower.

The security has made it tough to do one this year, but late last night after the climate protests a group formed under the Eiffel Tower and the Eiffel Shower was breathtaking.

by Ligua Frank-a March 5, 2016

Crotchalate

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015

Bonninant

A sudden interest in Bondage, Discipline , Dominance, Submission and/or Sadism and Masochism while visiting Bonn.

I'm usually not into this stuff, but I was walking by a BDSM shop here and now I'm feeling quite Bonninant -- can't wait to put on a leather mask and starfish someone wit a ball gag in their mouth.

by Ligua Frank-a June 8, 2014

D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014

D-Burn

D-burn is a condition affecting male or female genitalia the results from excessive d-blading or d-airboning. It is characterized by redness or swelling of the epidermis.

It's been a long two weeks at this climate meeting and I am severely D-burned. I think I need to use more D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 21, 2013

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013