Ligua Frank-a's definitions

D-Burn

D-burn is a condition affecting male or female genitalia the results from excessive d-blading or d-airboning. It is characterized by redness or swelling of the epidermis.

It's been a long two weeks at this climate meeting and I am severely D-burned. I think I need to use more D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 21, 2013

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

D-airbone

The high speed column of air generated by Dyson technology that evolved after UN party complaints that the original concave design for insertion was not gender balanced.

The new D-airbone technology represents a small, yet important step for gender in international meeting washrooms and elsewhere.

by Ligua Frank-a November 14, 2013

Crotchalate

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015

D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014

Bonninant

A sudden interest in Bondage, Discipline , Dominance, Submission and/or Sadism and Masochism while visiting Bonn.

I'm usually not into this stuff, but I was walking by a BDSM shop here and now I'm feeling quite Bonninant -- can't wait to put on a leather mask and starfish someone wit a ball gag in their mouth.

by Ligua Frank-a June 8, 2014