Light Joker's definitions

Working girl

a prostitute(an alternative to terms like whore and slut)

I felt sick when I learned she was a working girl.

by Light Joker December 23, 2004

boner

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

bounce

1. for a check to be returned from the bank because of insufficient funds

2. to send back a check (as in sense 1)

3. to leave

4 to throw someone out

They bounced the damn check again

by Light Joker February 2, 2007

double whammy

a two part difficulty, a dual disadvantage

The high cost of health care and his lack of medical insurance was a double whammy.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005