Definitions by Light Joker

scorpion 

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

scorpion by Light Joker August 6, 2004

Bakers Dozen 

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

Bakers Dozen by Light Joker August 4, 2004

The chosen one 

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

The chosen one by Light Joker August 4, 2004

conterfeit latte 

A gimmick from an advertisement on the radio.

Counterfeit Latte? Thats commecials for you.

conterfeit latte by Light Joker August 2, 2004

Monkey 

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

Monkey by Light Joker July 30, 2004

ass 

1. a donkey(probably from an abbreviation of jack-ass).

2. the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior.

3. the anus, =asshole.

4. a stupid person, a jerk.

That guy got his ass kicked when playing video games with his freinds.

ass by Light Joker July 21, 2004

turn over a new leaf 

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

turn over a new leaf by Light Joker July 21, 2004