Libraryguy's definitions

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Damn Dirty Ho

Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough

A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.

Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

The Canadian

When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.

I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.

by Libraryguy March 31, 2021

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011