Libraryguy's definitions

double bagger

When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.

Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

The 00's

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's

Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade

by Libraryguy February 22, 2010

Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by Libraryguy April 3, 2011

Damn Dirty Ho

Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough

A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.

Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

The Canadian

When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.

I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.

by Libraryguy March 31, 2021

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009