Definitions by Libraryguy

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

scoring in the red zone by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

Eatin' down at the y by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

Ass Jack by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

So White 

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site.

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

So White by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

Jellyfish 

wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.

I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.

Jellyfish by Libraryguy July 28, 2009

Binford 

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

Binford by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Animal unleashed 

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

Animal unleashed by Libraryguy June 26, 2009