Libraryguy's definitions

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Quarter

using a quarter to help insert something into yours or someone elses anus

Em couldn't get the last bead inserted until she decided to quarter it.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009