Libraryguy's definitions

Hotassium

Something that comes from banging ho's. When you're feeling a little low you go out and rewsrewvenate by getting your dose of hotassium.

Steve was looking a bit weak, I suggested he needed some hotassium

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021

Jellyfish

wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.

I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.

by Libraryguy July 28, 2009

Animal unleashed

When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.

by Libraryguy June 26, 2009

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

AssJack

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

by Libraryguy March 4, 2010