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Definitions by Libraryguy

double bagger 

When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.
Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.
double bagger by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Steel Belted Condom 

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.
Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

Damn Dirty Ho 

Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough

A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.
Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.
Damn Dirty Ho by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

So white 

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site. Although the site is about white people it mostly refers to urban hipster types
That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.
So white by Libraryguy March 4, 2010
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

The 00's 

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's
Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade
The 00's by Libraryguy February 22, 2010

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.