scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 04, 2010

Tuneup

masturbation

someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

The 00's

Name for the first decade of the 2000's. Can also be referred to as the 0's

Now that the 00's are over we are going start seeing a lot of top 10 lists for the decade

by Libraryguy February 22, 2010

sand duning

Gay sex. The dunes are similar to butt cheeks

Bobby was exhausted from sand duning all night.

by Libraryguy April 03, 2011

Quarter

using a quarter to help insert something into yours or someone elses anus

Em couldn't get the last bead inserted until she decided to quarter it.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

by Libraryguy February 04, 2010