37 definitions by Lewis1983

brainers

Old trainers, where the front has worn down giving the appearance of a throbbing brain.

Haha check out his brainers!

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 22, 2005

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Rumple

When stoned, to perform a dance entertaining your fellow stoners with humourous rhytmic movements to the beat of jaunty, bouncy songs. Culminates in the rumpler placing one leg on aan available plinth (chair/table/tree-stump) and thrusting his arm triumphantly in the air clutching a broom/stick etc.

"Joe has exceeded his limit tonight, won't be long before we're treated to one of his legendary rumples!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.

"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

chong

To down a drink swiftly.

"Come on, we're moving to the next bar. Hurry up and chong that beer!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005