glayven

A geek - named from the noises emitted by Professor John Frink in The Simpsons.

"I see Joe has that train-driving simulator for his PC. What a glayven"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

olé

Response to a good suggestion

"Let's get pissed tonight"

"olé!"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 02, 2005

billy joel

Blow job. From the initials of the great piano man.

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

yarmite

Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.

Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.

"Yarmite's are all cunts who should be killed"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

quornography

Lesbian porn - i.e. no meat.

"Jenna Jameson has produced some fine quornography in her time"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

brainers

Old trainers, where the front has worn down giving the appearance of a throbbing brain.

Haha check out his brainers!

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005