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Definitions by Lewis1983

Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.

Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.
"Yarmite's are all cunts who should be killed"
yarmite by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005
Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.
"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"
eh nor by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005
I'm jinky tonight man...
jinky by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

brainers 

Old trainers, where the front has worn down giving the appearance of a throbbing brain.
Haha check out his brainers!
brainers by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.
"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"
bigman by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
Term to describe someone's large lips, usually covered in mustard and brine.
"Fuck me! That Angelina Jolie's got massive hotdogs, just like Joe!"
hotdogs by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005