toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

eh nor

Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.

"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Nom

To eat or to show appreciation of good food, or even just food itself.

"Are you going to nom that?"

"Was that nice?"

"Nom nom!"

"I'll be round later, just having some nom"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

Honky

Stoned to the point of no return.

"Man I'm honky tonight.."

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

binky

Honky, stoned, mashed-out, zanky, splinky, bonky...basically when one has consumed too much Marijuana and thinks that they are a floating head without a body.

"Lewis is binky as usual"

by Lewis1983 June 02, 2005

jazz cigarette

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

by Lewis1983 June 08, 2005