toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

bigman

Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.

"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"

by Lewis1983 June 05, 2005

Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

quornography

Lesbian porn - i.e. no meat.

"Jenna Jameson has produced some fine quornography in her time"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

yarmite

Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.

Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.

"Yarmite's are all cunts who should be killed"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

chong

To down a drink swiftly.

"Come on, we're moving to the next bar. Hurry up and chong that beer!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005