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Definitions by Lewis1983

Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.

Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.
"Yarmite's are all cunts who should be killed"
yarmite by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005
Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.
"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"
yarm by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005
I'm jinky tonight man...
jinky by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

brainers 

Old trainers, where the front has worn down giving the appearance of a throbbing brain.
Haha check out his brainers!
brainers by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.
"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"
bigman by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
"Let's get pissed tonight"

"olé!"
olé by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
Term to describe someone's large lips, usually covered in mustard and brine.
"Fuck me! That Angelina Jolie's got massive hotdogs, just like Joe!"
hotdogs by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005