Lewis1983's definitions

yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.

"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

crazytext

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Honky

Stoned to the point of no return.

"Man I'm honky tonight.."

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005