Lewis1983's definitions
Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.
Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.
Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.
by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

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Crazytext is for wankers
by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

When stoned, to perform a dance entertaining your fellow stoners with humourous rhytmic movements to the beat of jaunty, bouncy songs. Culminates in the rumpler placing one leg on aan available plinth (chair/table/tree-stump) and thrusting his arm triumphantly in the air clutching a broom/stick etc.
"Joe has exceeded his limit tonight, won't be long before we're treated to one of his legendary rumples!"
by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
