damien

North East England slang for a chav - a townie basically.

"Check out the Damo over there in his modded-up Saxo. How original and cool of him"

by Lewis1983 July 15, 2008

Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 08, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.

"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

jinky

Stoned, wrecked, honky

I'm jinky tonight man...

by Lewis1983 June 05, 2005

dragon food

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

Rumple

When stoned, to perform a dance entertaining your fellow stoners with humourous rhytmic movements to the beat of jaunty, bouncy songs. Culminates in the rumpler placing one leg on aan available plinth (chair/table/tree-stump) and thrusting his arm triumphantly in the air clutching a broom/stick etc.

"Joe has exceeded his limit tonight, won't be long before we're treated to one of his legendary rumples!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005