Lewis1983's definitions

billy joel

Blow job. From the initials of the great piano man.

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

glayven

A geek - named from the noises emitted by Professor John Frink in The Simpsons.

"I see Joe has that train-driving simulator for his PC. What a glayven"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.

"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005

faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005