Lewis1983's definitions

faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.

"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.

"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

chong

To down a drink swiftly.

"Come on, we're moving to the next bar. Hurry up and chong that beer!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

eh nor

Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.

"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005