Lewis1983's definitions

glayven

A geek - named from the noises emitted by Professor John Frink in The Simpsons.

"I see Joe has that train-driving simulator for his PC. What a glayven"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

reaction

A provoked outburst, following piss-taking by friends.

"Look at the size of your lips Joe"

"Fuck off Lewis, you're such a dick"

"Reaction acheived!!!!!!!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

potassium

Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.

"Here come's potassium pete"

"What do you mean?"

"The cunt reacts with anything".

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.

"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

hoptop

A fart that sounds like someone going "hop top top top". Like a World War 1 bi-plane starting up.

"Ye gods, that hoptop fucking hums!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005