Lewis1983's definitions

zeeb

To do things backwards, in a reverse order. Comes from a word that you say if you try to talk backwards.

"He zeebed into me into the parking lot"

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

fucked fridge

State of arousal in a lady.

"We went to see that Titanic, and as soon as that cunt DiCaprio came on screen you could tell she was dripping like a fucked fridge"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

quornography

Lesbian porn - i.e. no meat.

"Jenna Jameson has produced some fine quornography in her time"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

billy joel

Blow job. From the initials of the great piano man.

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

glayven

A geek - named from the noises emitted by Professor John Frink in The Simpsons.

"I see Joe has that train-driving simulator for his PC. What a glayven"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005

jinky

Stoned, wrecked, honky

I'm jinky tonight man...

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005