Lewis1983's definitions

eh nor

Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.

"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

chong

To down a drink swiftly.

"Come on, we're moving to the next bar. Hurry up and chong that beer!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

zeeb

To do things backwards, in a reverse order. Comes from a word that you say if you try to talk backwards.

"He zeebed into me into the parking lot"

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

fucked fridge

State of arousal in a lady.

"We went to see that Titanic, and as soon as that cunt DiCaprio came on screen you could tell she was dripping like a fucked fridge"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

yarmite

Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.

Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.

"Yarmite's are all cunts who should be killed"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

hoptop

A fart that sounds like someone going "hop top top top". Like a World War 1 bi-plane starting up.

"Ye gods, that hoptop fucking hums!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005