eh nor

Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.

"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

zeeb

To do things backwards, in a reverse order. Comes from a word that you say if you try to talk backwards.

"He zeebed into me into the parking lot"

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

hoptop

A fart that sounds like someone going "hop top top top". Like a World War 1 bi-plane starting up.

"Ye gods, that hoptop fucking hums!"

by Lewis1983 June 05, 2005

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 June 05, 2005

crazytext

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

Honky

Stoned to the point of no return.

"Man I'm honky tonight.."

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005