dragon food

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

boro

Short for Middlesbrough - a town in the North East of England, home to a superb football team and some nice areas like Yarm, Eaglescliffe and Nunthorpe. The rest is a fucking shithole full of illegal immigrants, yardie gangs, crackhouses, litter, and fat single mothers of 15 living off benefits that should all be nuked to make way for my BMW.

"You are my Boro, my only Boro, you make me happy, when skies are grey!"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

eh nor

Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.

"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Nom

To eat or to show appreciation of good food, or even just food itself.

"Are you going to nom that?"

"Was that nice?"

"Nom nom!"

"I'll be round later, just having some nom"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.

"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005