Lewis1983's definitions

bigman

Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.

"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

jazz cigarette

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

hotdogs

Term to describe someone's large lips, usually covered in mustard and brine.

"Fuck me! That Angelina Jolie's got massive hotdogs, just like Joe!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005