Definitions by LemmeF1ndOut

Upside down bowling pin penis 

A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.

Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis

Upside down bowling pin penis by LemmeF1ndOut November 27, 2021

holiosis

When the vaginal hole is abnormally crooked and you are not asian.

I bought a white escort last night and got a 10 percent discount when I mentioned I noticed her holiosis

holiosis by LemmeF1ndOut November 15, 2021

mumble bobber 

A person whose cause of mumbling is the direct cause of bobbing on a man's member AKA cock or penis

Ever since Robyn started doing car dates only........ her mumble bobber status has risen significantly.

mumble bobber by LemmeF1ndOut October 10, 2021

Funny Boning 

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

Funny Boning by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

smarded 

When a smart person does something so stupid that you think he might actually be retarded

Robyn went to Indiana. It was the most smarded thing she had ever done in life and there was quite the list of smarded events to choose from.....

smarded by LemmeF1ndOut August 5, 2021

coochie splash 

A sponge bath for the vagina....

Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash

coochie splash by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

Baby bottle top 

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.

Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

Baby bottle top by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021