52 definitions by Kurt
an abnormally small penis
damn jimmy willy, thats the smallest peske in the world, they say everything is bigger in texas, i guess thats why you moved here, you fuck!
by Kurt January 16, 2005
by Kurt October 20, 2004
by Kurt May 6, 2005
This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.
Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
by Kurt April 22, 2005
The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 25, 2005