oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.
by Kurt January 25, 2005
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High School

A place which has no recess
by Kurt December 12, 2004
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Sexyfied

to adorn oneself for the sole purpose of having sex.
1.she must have done somthing to her hair to make her sexyfied.

2.That jacket makes you totaly sexyfied.
by Kurt May 12, 2004
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Henry Clay

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War
-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia
-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)
-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson
Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans
by Kurt March 29, 2004
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bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.
Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism
by Kurt August 08, 2004
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-izz-

Pig Latin becomes Pizzig Lizzatin.
Fo' Sho' becomes fizzo shizzo, or fo shizzo, which then became shizzle, in and of itself a new slang word.
by Kurt March 19, 2003
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tpitl

tpitl= the person i truly love... A.K.A Bonny

silent t.
if you are talkin and you see "Bonny" walkin u tell ur homie thats ur tpitl
by Kurt April 20, 2005
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