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Yellow Floofers 

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
Yellow Floofers by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

The floofers 

floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy
Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.
Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016
a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute
"my dog is the floofiest floofer"
floofer by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

flooferton 

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.
Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!

flooders 

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.
Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.
flooders by redgyul August 30, 2005