Kris's definitions

Tomky

Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.

James Tomkinson

by Kris April 15, 2004

haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

by Kris February 8, 2005

Smigger

African Smurf. The Saharan bi-product of hit anime legend: "stroumpfs". These lame Franco-Animation personalities in the less appreciated, yet fully adoptive, African television market went virtually unnoticed throughout their active television release years (1981 - 1984)

"Smigette" = Village Whore

by kris December 6, 2004

Brand New

The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3

cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..

-Failure by Design-

by kris June 28, 2004

Binary Idiot

Binary Idiot is a website. www.binaryidiot.com is the best designing place ever

Binary Idiot owns me

by Kris April 8, 2003

mupet

silly person

You screwed it again U R a real mupet

by kris October 17, 2003

Shiznizzle

Something you say when you have no comments available.
Also a term commonly used by Shawn.

'Look at that fatty'
"Shiznizzle"

by Kris April 2, 2003