Kris's definitions

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

dom ryan

big eared freak
fat
ginger
very offensive remark

ure actin like a dom ryan

by kris April 13, 2005

gooba

a large creature distracted easily by food products and TV. do not allow it to become seated as it is impossible to remove from a seated position without heavy goods vehicles.

Steve Bate

by Kris April 17, 2004

killer K

A killer K can also be one of the most queer men found. (remember he is found in the very gay state of massachuetts) He is so gay that even richard simmons loses in a Gay-off.

The people of Norwell must stay away from Killer K or buy Butt plugs becuase you will feel the wraith of him on your anus.

by Kris March 21, 2005

seeds

Common slang for sunflower seeds.

Pass the seeds, bitches.

by Kris December 3, 2004

hinds

the collest guy ever, h' supurior to every one, give kris hinds a holla "luudakriz" on aim

I love kris hinds, don't you.

by Kris July 16, 2003

Metalux

Quite possibly the hottest girl on the internet today.

www.mpistudios.com/metalux.php

by kris October 23, 2004