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haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.
Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
by Kris February 8, 2005
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Brand New

The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3
cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..

-Failure by Design-
by kris June 28, 2004
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Couplandesque

Couplandesque (adj.) To be philosophical about pop culture; to view aspects of mass media and cultural consumption as trancendental; to find meaning in that which is normally viewed as shallow or mundane. Derived from the works of Douglas Coupland, wherein pop culture is analyzed and celebrated on a personal level.
Coca-Cola, Legos and McDonald's all in one film? How Couplandesque!
by Kris September 28, 2004
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Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
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Moxy Fruvous

a canadian band much like BNL only they have more than one lead singer.
by Kris October 6, 2003
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patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.
none, just gotta feel it to know
by Kris October 18, 2004
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jeevio

One who's characteristics are similiar as those of B. Scorzetti.
Bill is such a jeevio. He swears he's a red rate.
by Kris May 14, 2004
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