5 definitions by Koooook
Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD
Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight
Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight
Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY
by Koooook July 28, 2023
Fingering a woman
Orc this version leaves no finger behind
It is like normal fingering but you inser you index middle pinky and ring into pussy(preferably wet and tight)and spread. While this happened the thing is in the butt and wiggling. To get her to moan try to touch your finger in the vigina with your thumb in the butt.
Orc this version leaves no finger behind
It is like normal fingering but you inser you index middle pinky and ring into pussy(preferably wet and tight)and spread. While this happened the thing is in the butt and wiggling. To get her to moan try to touch your finger in the vigina with your thumb in the butt.
Josh four finger tangoed me
Omg how did it go
I orgasmed but then we had sex and I think I am pregnant
Omg how did it go
I orgasmed but then we had sex and I think I am pregnant
by Koooook July 27, 2023
Guys get horny very easily but what really gets them in the mood is a large juicy pair of tits .
Having some nice bozonkas equal no v-card for sure
Men also love having stuff in their mouth so according to my calculations there is no stopping them from sucking on them melons the second they get to second base (sometimes without) .
Adult breastfeeding is simply holding a bare breast squeezing it to make it compact and putting it in mouth. Sometimes it is only sucking on the water balloons aka boobs because they have nipple fetishes and will get mad if they can’t get your nipples to be hard nipples. This can be done with milk if the woman Is with child or dry. This is their favourite type of foreplay in the second base and will get them hard ass fuck (which is what they want to do it’s you). Many women hate this but some will get such a wet pussy they leak . Be careful because many men will chew an ripoff your nipples
Having some nice bozonkas equal no v-card for sure
Men also love having stuff in their mouth so according to my calculations there is no stopping them from sucking on them melons the second they get to second base (sometimes without) .
Adult breastfeeding is simply holding a bare breast squeezing it to make it compact and putting it in mouth. Sometimes it is only sucking on the water balloons aka boobs because they have nipple fetishes and will get mad if they can’t get your nipples to be hard nipples. This can be done with milk if the woman Is with child or dry. This is their favourite type of foreplay in the second base and will get them hard ass fuck (which is what they want to do it’s you). Many women hate this but some will get such a wet pussy they leak . Be careful because many men will chew an ripoff your nipples
Big alpha male pov :
Chad- dude I totally hit it of with Stacy last night
Bogo-what happens
Chad -I got breastfed my her and her huge knokers
Boho-omg
Chad-yeah I stared off by honking her until she moaned then I sucked on her bosom
Bogo-was it big
Chad-38c
Bogo ———-
Chad-her nipples where still soft so u chewed on them and scared her
Bogo-haha Bogo like big boob
Chad-And then I tried to fit her hole tata in my mouth
Normal female pov :
Stacy:Omg chad kept on calling me mommy and had me adult breastfeeding him
Lara:Eew
Stacy:I know right he kept on squeezing me and screamed honka honka
Lara:omg
Stacy:he screamed get hard as he chewed on my nipples and then he tried to fit the hole tit in his mouth
Lara:and you just let him
Stacy :I tried to push him away when I accidentally touched it penis that was standing up straight and was hard as a rock wen he said "don’t get to exited I will show you my big juicy chick attracting cock tonight in bed “ and he played so hard I kept on screaming and he said "uuuih mmmmnnn oooooh god man harder for me moooaaan mooooan oooh uh mmmn”
Lara: eew
Stacy: yeah I’m tacking up jake from enhypen next
Chad- dude I totally hit it of with Stacy last night
Bogo-what happens
Chad -I got breastfed my her and her huge knokers
Boho-omg
Chad-yeah I stared off by honking her until she moaned then I sucked on her bosom
Bogo-was it big
Chad-38c
Bogo ———-
Chad-her nipples where still soft so u chewed on them and scared her
Bogo-haha Bogo like big boob
Chad-And then I tried to fit her hole tata in my mouth
Normal female pov :
Stacy:Omg chad kept on calling me mommy and had me adult breastfeeding him
Lara:Eew
Stacy:I know right he kept on squeezing me and screamed honka honka
Lara:omg
Stacy:he screamed get hard as he chewed on my nipples and then he tried to fit the hole tit in his mouth
Lara:and you just let him
Stacy :I tried to push him away when I accidentally touched it penis that was standing up straight and was hard as a rock wen he said "don’t get to exited I will show you my big juicy chick attracting cock tonight in bed “ and he played so hard I kept on screaming and he said "uuuih mmmmnnn oooooh god man harder for me moooaaan mooooan oooh uh mmmn”
Lara: eew
Stacy: yeah I’m tacking up jake from enhypen next
by Koooook July 27, 2023
First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue
Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry
Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head
Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis
—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry
Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head
Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis
—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut
Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE
Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day
Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut
Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE
Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day
Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
by Koooook July 26, 2023
Jake Sim appeared in my room wearing a long brown coat
Aaaaand???
Turns out it was the only thing he was wearing!!!
Omg
He took it off , ripped my shirt off ,unclamped my bra and sticker his hand up my skirt , pushed my. Thong to a side and did the four finger tango on me
Aaaaand???
Turns out it was the only thing he was wearing!!!
Omg
He took it off , ripped my shirt off ,unclamped my bra and sticker his hand up my skirt , pushed my. Thong to a side and did the four finger tango on me
by Koooook July 27, 2023