Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

by King Byron February 26, 2015

dual wielding

Giving hand jobs to two people at once

Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?

by King Byron February 21, 2010

flabnasty

1. Exclamation used to indicate disgust in one's excessively lazy lifestyle.

2. Adjective used to describe a person who is habitually excessive, particularly in relation to food and drink, but also in relation to drugs, lethargy, and general sloth.

"Don't get to close to Vincent's flabnasty mom. She'll chew your arm off! Flabnasty!"

by King Byron July 25, 2008

scammed

Given false information which leads to the loss of assets. See also, 'conned'.

"I gave that guy $400, because he said he was going to go get my new laptop from his car, but he just ran off with my money. I got scammed!"

by King Byron July 26, 2008

asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

by King Byron July 25, 2008

noob

Short form of "newbie", or somebody who is new to something, and not yet adept.

That noob just got fragged in the firetrap. He really needs to learn his stuff, or he'll never win a match.

by King Byron August 01, 2008

Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.

"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."

by King Byron July 25, 2008