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dual wielding

Giving hand jobs to two people at once
Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?
by King Byron February 21, 2010
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Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.
"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."
by King Byron August 21, 2008
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flabnasty

1. Exclamation used to indicate disgust in one's excessively lazy lifestyle.

2. Adjective used to describe a person who is habitually excessive, particularly in relation to food and drink, but also in relation to drugs, lethargy, and general sloth.
"Don't get to close to Vincent's flabnasty mom. She'll chew your arm off! Flabnasty!"
by King Byron August 21, 2008
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asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.
"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"
by King Byron August 22, 2008
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shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.
"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"
by King Byron August 22, 2008
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scammed

Given false information which leads to the loss of assets. See also, 'conned'.
"I gave that guy $400, because he said he was going to go get my new laptop from his car, but he just ran off with my money. I got scammed!"
by King Byron August 22, 2008
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Death Arm

A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.
"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.
by King Byron September 24, 2008
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