Kevin's definitions

orc chasm

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

by Kevin July 20, 2008

red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP

he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta

by Kevin June 19, 2006

c3v

aka c³v is the act of repeating the sequence control c, control v while working with computer data such as jobs done by data entry professionals.

Commonly known as the repeatitive copy and pasting from one screen to the next.

Dude, I hate doing C3V updates. They suck so much.

or

"OMG I LOVE C3V UPDATES SO MUCH!"

by Kevin April 6, 2004

f bomb

The "f word"

Al Pacino dropped 182 f bombs in Scarface

by Kevin June 8, 2003

worked

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

by kevin November 29, 2003

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

hawthorne heights

this is bullshit and not true. "hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo..."

1. hawthorne heights IS very well known
2. hawthorne heights is NOT emo
3. hawthorne heights is NOT screamo
4. hawthorne heights sucks

see definitions of screamo for a better explanation

sucks. teh suck. blowz. sux0rz. man hawthorne heights is the worst band since everclear

by kevin March 1, 2005