Kevin's definitions

shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003

shitzuh

brittany lane's breed of dog

brittany has 7 shitzuhs left

by kevin March 27, 2003

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example

Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"

by Kevin November 22, 2003

e.e. cummings

The best porno name ever.

by Kevin March 26, 2003

puwet

rooting to the filipino word ass meaning the buttox

damn daven you got a nice puwet

kevin im gonna kick you fuckin puwet

by kevin August 8, 2004

going kucich

v. staying in your room and making minimal human contact until January for some trivial thing; getting overly upset about a trivial thing; self-mutilation or suicide

John went kucich after his girlfriend said she would love to hump Ben Affleck

by Kevin October 25, 2004