Kevin's definitions

teenick

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.

12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.

by Kevin April 17, 2005

battle

two skilled rappers (professional or not) do verses until a person is clearly known as the winner. Ususally a crowd judging it.

-Stop the violence, let's have a battle instead.
-.... sure why not.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

Ashanti

A hair weave and a pair of thighs.

Ja Rule and Ashanti

by Kevin November 16, 2003

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

by kevin December 7, 2003

dixon

the word you call your little siblings when your really angry

shut up you "dixon"

by Kevin December 9, 2003

mardraploop

a poop so big you can't flush it with out breaking it up into smaller pieces first with a plunger or toilet brush

lol omg plz i just droped the biggest mardraploop ever and my anus is bleeding

by kevin October 15, 2004

camel

a racist word to say to a person from the middle east witch u should never say speacially to a chaldean if u like living

yea to all u haters that talk shit about chaldeans hiding behind ur little computer screen ... yea feel speacial u lil pussies because ull never have the balls to say it to are faces ... even thou some are assholes still u shouldent be stereotyping we aint all like that

white person:fucking camels
chaldean person: ::knocks the fuck outta him:: keep talking now bitch!

by Kevin January 23, 2004