Kevin's definitions

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005

Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

Gordo has a bad haircut.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003

Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.

Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004