Kevin's definitions

blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.

Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"

by Kevin April 2, 2005

IHOP

See International House of Pancakes.

I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?

by Kevin January 29, 2003

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003

super

1)A word meaning good or exellent, hasn't been used seriously in decades
2)short for Supervisor

Gee whiz buddies, that'd be super!

My super's been completely breathing down my neck ever since he caught me looking at porn.

by Kevin March 24, 2005

jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006