Kevin's definitions

patriots

A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.

Patriots = teh ghey

by Kevin February 9, 2004

ATTACKASA

To attack violently or threaten idioticly.

"Hey dude, can i have some of your fries?"
"uh..no"
"dude, come on just a few"
"NO!"
"screw you man!"
"wha!? ATTACKASA!"

by Kevin November 22, 2003

Skunk

A stinky bitch

"you trifilin skunk"

by Kevin March 12, 2004

ambulance chaser

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.

"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."

by Kevin May 1, 2006

drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.

My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.

by Kevin September 16, 2008

jar of flies

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.

How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.

by Kevin September 25, 2004

notzees

the cool slang for hitler and his crew.

yo, these dudes are notzees!

by Kevin October 12, 2003