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That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.
Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.
by kevin December 07, 2003

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1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.

2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.
1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.

2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.
by Kevin July 26, 2004

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A being superior to others financially, socially, and intellectually. Attends Cherry Creek High School, and makes six figures look like pocket change.
Man I wish I was a creeker, then I could be better than everyone.
by Kevin April 26, 2005

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wmd
short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.
G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?
by kevin December 28, 2004

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When you stick your dick n balls between your legs and your balls slip back through and create a basket like region
When looking in the mirror i made a basket of fruit
by Kevin January 29, 2005

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guitar player/ backup singer for Alexisonfire. known for his emotional heartbreaking lyrics.
As Dallas Green once said :"sorry i didnt hear you, i was busy dying in the corner, those last three words destroyed ever inch of me yet you keep speaking."
by kevin July 29, 2004

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When you get a very dry mouth probably from smoking any number of items or not drinking anything in ages.
Yo Reg, gimme another beer I'm gettin' cotton mouth.
by Kevin July 25, 2004

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