Kevin's definitions

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 14, 2004

up in them guts

Used by guys referring to his penis being buried in a womans vagina to the hilt or up in them guts.

I was buried so deep in her I was up in them guts.

by Kevin February 22, 2005

symbolsach

Usually heard with the word "African" as a prefix. "African symbolsach".

Jessi was trying to do a google image search for "beach". . .

Don't ask me how. I don't know, either.

"Jessi, why are you searching for African symbolsach?"

by Kevin January 29, 2004

strong safety

the kunal khandekar from FOLSOM

my roommate from FOLSOM

by kevin September 23, 2004

dog bitch

1. a person that is very rude or mean.

2. a one of a kind bitch who never smiles.

Clifford was a dog bitch to his customers before his got his own business last year.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005

Qwikshot

Premature Ejaculation.

by Kevin March 11, 2003