Kevin's definitions

seprudity

The feeling of appreciating a coworker's dedication without fully understanding his or her job function.

Can be used as an adjective, or as a closing, such as "with seprudity".

Example one: Bill in Accounting is a pretty nice guy, but I can't help feeling seprudity toward him.

Example two: "... and your jokes about funny hats always made us laugh. We'll miss seeing you around the watercooler.

With seprudity,
Your coworkers."

by Kevin August 14, 2008

yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

by Kevin August 13, 2008

barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".

Hidey ho, neighborino!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

by Kevin July 29, 2008

hat

To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.

Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)

by Kevin July 27, 2008

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008