texes

Also known as the long horn state, and doubling for garneshments due to the government anually.

Damn Billy Bob! These here texes are goin up evry' year! Wanna go to texes?

by kevin March 25, 2004

shebangbang

this one guy who totally loves anus

kevin

by Kevin May 09, 2003

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin March 18, 2006

fuzzle butt

having an extreamly hairy ass. To the extent that you can not even sit down.

Oh crap I need to shave, I got massive fuzzle butt!

by Kevin April 15, 2003

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

shiznay

A rockin' party

Let's get this shiznay started.

by Kevin July 11, 2003

iTool

Someone who buys an iPod of any sorts.

Tommy is such an iTool.

by Kevin January 12, 2005