Kevin's definitions

lil john

The WRONG way to spell Lil Jon.

It's Lil JON, morons, not Lil John. No H.

by Kevin July 4, 2005

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"

Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.

by Kevin April 8, 2005

mydixafloppin

The Art of Impetence!

Man, i got mydixafloppin goin on here.. no bitch will stay in bed.

by Kevin April 8, 2005

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

fratagonia

Nickname for Patagonia fleeces that are largely worn by fraternity brothers.

The fratty kid wore a fratgonia fleece.

by Kevin April 12, 2005

donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.

Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!

by kevin April 12, 2005