Kelly's definitions

hoes

slutty females

they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention

by Kelly December 22, 2003

glock

Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.

If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards

by Kelly January 3, 2004

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

buttwheat

the nickname shared between the two BESTEST friends in the whole entire world!

i wuv u buttwheat!

by Kelly January 9, 2004

mopeen

a dish towel. usually uesed to dry the dishes or wipe up a spill in the kitchen.

"Get the mopeen so you can dry the dishes, woman!"

by Kelly January 16, 2004

tooshie lingus

the act of licking an anus

kelly likes tooshie lingus

by kelly January 17, 2004

bdong

Something that is both bad and wrong, but much, much worse.

Evil Master Betty is bdong.

by Kelly January 19, 2004