Kelly's definitions

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 18, 2006

Disclaimer

and amazingly great band from New Jersey that you can check out at www.disclaimermusic.com

Disclaimer is an amazing band live.

by Kelly November 23, 2003

maine

The deep south of the North.

It is legal to marry your cousin in Maine.

by Kelly June 16, 2004

seeing double

Seeing hott twins

"Man, look over there, i'm seeing double!"

by Kelly June 15, 2004

jug-bitten

to make out with

"i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!"

by Kelly August 5, 2003

helloosh

Hey! Hi! Hello!

" Hellosh," said Mia and Kelly.

by Kelly November 7, 2003

Razorlight

"Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.

See also razorshite.

"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."

"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."

"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."

by Kelly December 23, 2004