Kelly's definitions

axe

a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)

He plays a mean axe.

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Quince

short for quinceañera: a big 15th birthday party popular among hispanic families, it celebrates a girl's coming of age in much the same way a "sweet sixteen" birthday does in some anglo cultures, but is usually more elaborate - a combination of sweet sixteen, Catholic religious ceremony, and debutante ball.

"Laura asked her father to spend $2000 on her dress for her quince.

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004

quilence

a combination of the word silent and quiet

Quilence you fools!

by kelly February 13, 2004

slag

The rubbish left on top of pure iron in the blast furnace

scientific name:
'Calcium Silicate'

by kelly February 18, 2004

snackers

A cross between "snack" and "crackers". Most often will be used in drunken nights while going home hungry.

"Robin, these heated seats sure feel good, but my drunk ass could really go for for some snackers, right about now."

by Kelly February 23, 2004

Ginormous

A combination of the words gigantic and enormous, but even better.

OMG it's ginormous

by Kelly February 27, 2004