Kelly's definitions

genre

Something that gets ppl fighting because somebody say the used is "punk" and somebody else say the used "emo" and I say I dont give a fuck they still kick serious ass!!!

I gave u a example up there!!!! Genres r like labels and ppl should " Put labels on soup cans NOT ppl"

by Kelly April 21, 2005

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 18, 2006

Fag Snack

A Male who engages in sexual activities with homosexual men, yet calls himself heterosexual.

Even though everyone thought Patrick only hooked up with girls, he was called Fag Snack behind his back for a reason.

by Kelly February 11, 2006

helloosh

Hey! Hi! Hello!

" Hellosh," said Mia and Kelly.

by Kelly November 7, 2003

jug-bitten

to make out with

"i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!"

by Kelly August 5, 2003

hellosh

Hi! Wats up?

Hellosh Mia and Elizabeth!

by Kelly November 5, 2003

maine

The deep south of the North.

It is legal to marry your cousin in Maine.

by Kelly June 16, 2004