Kelly's definitions

tewl

an alternate spelling of "tool"

Shut up faggot, you are a tewl.

by Kelly January 30, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

Butt Nibbler

Someone who prefers to stick their tounge in the wrong orriface...

Shut up Worm you Butt Nibbler

by Kelly February 5, 2004

Koresh

to burn

I koreshed the toast.

by Kelly November 25, 2002

floffus

a really talented punk rock band that will eventually be famous

by Kelly January 3, 2003

Foob

kool, tight, up in there

That movie was totally foob.

by Kelly January 29, 2003

Fugger

or Fuggered, if one is drunk or out of it. Cynthia and Kelly use it a lot

"Cynthia" Kelly, u look fuggered 2nite

by Kelly March 18, 2003