Kelly's definitions

shooot beach

shoot bitch (in negro)

Imma kik yo ass....shooot beach!

by Kelly October 9, 2004

Bacardi hurricane

Background: new party drink from Bacardi; this classic cocktail is made with Bacardi and Bacardi 151 rum. Enjoy this one over the rocks(over ice)

Definition: a tasty drink that will fuck you up leaving you completely wasted..ONLY DRINK AROUND PEOPLE YOU KNOW!

"wanna experience a hurricane tonight"?

by Kelly October 16, 2004

Pixy Stick

Candy;
Purely Colored and Flavored Sugar-
Gives a sweet sugary sensation! Comes in 5 flavors! Red,Blue,Purple,Green and Orange! Wrapped in a paper.

For little kids to eat sugar..
or teens so they can pretend to smoke some purple craq.

by Kelly November 5, 2004

Penguin

A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!

Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!

by Kelly November 5, 2004

Fuckbag

Fag; loser; idiot; gayass; dumbass, etc.(insultive name)

"Hey, Kid! Give me some gum!"
"no fuckbag! find ur own!"

by Kelly November 5, 2004

fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.

"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."

by kelly November 6, 2004

cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

by Kelly November 18, 2004