dsl

1. Digital Subscriber Line
2. Dick Sucking Lips

1. Person: "I finally have dsl now...fuck dial-up!"
2. Guy: "Damn Angelina Jolie sure has a nice set of dsl."

by Katopolis February 13, 2005

Round Table Pizza

The best restaurant to get pizza...ever.

Round Table makes the best black olive and green pepper pizza, yum. :p

by Katopolis February 03, 2005

Maury Povich

A guy who is so hardcore feminist it's to the point of being almost nauseating. His favorite theme is the paternity test, and he always coddles the girls and is mean to the men, even the men that are the right (yes, it DOES happen).

Maury Povich is almost out of tampons.

by Katopolis February 14, 2005

mulva

The name that Jerry Seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend's name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.

Dolores: "You have no idea what my name is, do you?"
Jerry: "...Mulva?"

by Katopolis January 06, 2005

Chrono Cross

One awesome video game; it is part of the Chrono series, which also includes Chrono Trigger and Radical Dreamers. It has been discontinued by Square-Enix because they're stupid fucktards when it comes to running a business (which basically explains why they're bankrupt) and are too obsessed with the Final Fantasy series to make any other games. -_-.

"Chrono Cross" kicks ass hardcore.

by Katopolis December 22, 2004

VH1

The television station that is 100% opinionated when it comes to "facts" they talk about on tv, when really it's all what the producers think.

"Awesomely Bad Videos," "Awesomely Bad Love Songs," etc...

by Katopolis February 14, 2005

Lynx

Is the main enemy in the video game Chrono Cross. Originally from the year 2300AD, he gets thrown back in time to the year 1020AD without choice. Later, he becomes dedicating to destroy the protagonist (who's very boring), Serge. He is a demi-human, which is half-human, half-animal. His animal half is quite apparent. Puts the majority of the other characters to shame when it comes to how awesome he is.

Lynx is the best character in Chrono Cross, and can kick Sephiroth's pussy ass.

by Katopolis December 22, 2004