Kate Charlton's definitions

Crescendoing

The act of moaning your partner's name louder and louder as you near orgasm.

I thought she was a decent lay but then she started crescendoing there towards the end and it totally got me off. Yeah, I'd do her again.

by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

Loveship

The magical combination of friendship and love. Can be in a relationship, platonic, between opposite sexes, or the same sex.

They loved each other so deeply, and their friendship was so solid, that what they had could only be defined as loveship.

by Kate Charlton March 25, 2009

jalobes

Another name for breasts.

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.

by Kate Charlton May 20, 2008

Motorbating

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton October 3, 2008

Postcoital Confusion

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.

Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.

by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008

Cumchuck

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

Sex Goggles

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.

David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.

by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008