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Chick Porn

Another name for literotica, romance novels, or fanfics of a sexual nature.
This would be a bad example of Chick Porn: Lupin, exhausted from spending the night chained in a cage while transformed into a werewolf, fell almost lifeless into the waiting arms of Tonks. They starred at each other for a long moment, wondering how much of that night they both would remember and both smiled at the same time. The next moment the beast inside of Lupin had returned -- not hungry for blood, but sweat.
by Kate Charlton August 15, 2007
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Cumchuck

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.
Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.
by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
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Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
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Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
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Cum Yodel

The act of yodeling while giving a blowjob, vibrating the man's balls for extra stimulation.
Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
by Kate Charlton February 17, 2008
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hole-in-three

The act of cumming in a woman's ass, pussy, and mouth all in one orgasm. It takes both good control and a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy, continued cumming, and one last time held himself until she rolled over and he was able to complete cumming in her eager mouth completing the hole-in-three.
by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008
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hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008
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