Definitions by Kate Charlton

Loveship 

The magical combination of friendship and love. Can be in a relationship, platonic, between opposite sexes, or the same sex.

They loved each other so deeply, and their friendship was so solid, that what they had could only be defined as loveship.

Loveship by Kate Charlton March 25, 2009

Postcoital Confusion 

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.

Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.

Postcoital Confusion by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008

Rurban Girl 

A transplanted Rural Girl desperately trying to acclimate to the big city. She may look and act the part, but deep down she still has "Country Crock" written all over her.

Catherine went from Rural Girl, to Rurban Girl, to Urban Girl during the three months that she liven in Boston.

Rurban Girl by Kate Charlton October 26, 2008

Sexcuse 

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

Sexcuse by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Sandal Shuffle 

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

Sandal Shuffle by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008

Crescendoing

The act of moaning your partner's name louder and louder as you near orgasm.

I thought she was a decent lay but then she started crescendoing there towards the end and it totally got me off. Yeah, I'd do her again.

Crescendoing by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

Saginaw Speedbump 

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

Saginaw Speedbump by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008